Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby you’d think Keown had spent

you’d think Keown had spent his entire career just trying to intimidate to make up for the fact he wasn’t breast fed as a child

It’s literally at the mercy of the worst possible fate—and it's not even getting paid for this

attempt to mount a new conquest

the easily offended

This one's for when someone’s asked you the kind of question that makes you seriously wonder if it’s worth trying to explain the unexplainable

Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby you’d think Keown had spentWho the f*ck would dare to suggest geometry, British culture, and delicious food cant all come together in one perfectly quirky design? This masterful design features an acute angle (the most prestigious of all the angles), a piping hot cup of tea (the official drink of both the deceased Queens Vicky and Lizzy), and a glorious pie (because why eat a pie when it can be so sh*ggable). Its the kind of shirt that says, whilst I have never felt the warmth