Thick and Sprucey Ornament celestial Get ready to count down

Get ready to count down to Christmas in true '80s action-movie style with our Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Countdown Calendar

The perfect gift for the vinyl collector in your life

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Six engraved whistles

Make this holiday season truly yours with an ornament that reflects your era and your vibe

Thick and Sprucey Ornament celestial Get ready to count downAll about that bass? More like all about that spruce. This Thick and Sprucey ornament is peak 90s humorretro, cheeky, and just the right amount of extra for your holiday tree. Laser cut from acrylic and engraved with crisp detail, its lightweight, sturdy, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Perfect as a quirky stocking stuffer, an adult humor ornament, or the ultimate wink for your favorite Gen Xer who still knows all the lyrics. At 3. 75" tall, each piece