Pizza Mother F*ck3r Color:Black Patrick’s Day

Patrick’s Day

⚠️ This shirt is a public service announcement disguised as fatherly pride

That's not true

the barely-hanging-on

and a gentle reminder that sometimes it's healthier to rejoin the flock before somebody gets pecked

Pizza Mother F*ck3r Color:Black Patrick’s DayDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Most people have heard some version of the old "infinite monkey theorem"the idea that if you gave enough monkeys enough time, one of them would eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. That's a fascinating thought experiment, but frankly, we're just relieved they found flour, yeast, tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and beer first. This shirt celebrates the much more practical side of mathematical