American Dog Helmet Tee - Patriotic USA Winged Graphic Unisex T-Shirt for Men & Women funny gift tee and so unavoidable that complete

and so unavoidable that complete strangers become unwilling participants

Your dog knows where you've been

This shirt skips the motivational speech and gets straight to the point

and anyone who's ever checked their bank balance and immediately decided it was time for a nap

A bad haircut

American Dog Helmet Tee - Patriotic USA Winged Graphic Unisex T-Shirt for Men & Women funny gift tee and so unavoidable that completeDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Not your average patriotic pup Meet the American Bulldog a star spangled snarl of freedom, attitude, and just the right amount of bite. This helmeted hound rocks wings and stripes like hes leading the charge into battle (or just headbutting Monday in the face). He's bold, he's battle ready, and he's got more grit than your Uncle Lou at a demolition derby. CHOOSE WHICH FABRIC YOU LIKE BEST ALL HEATHER COLORS