The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt Sometimes the simplest statements are

Sometimes the simplest statements are the strongest ones

this design feels less like a t-shirt and more like a forgotten paperback from a dusty gas station somewhere beyond civilization

Some chase dreams

🦫 Some days call for total indifference

The dog ate something expensive

The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt Sometimes the simplest statements areDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! The sarcasm in my head is caused by the chasm in yours. There. Somebody finally said it out loud. This shirt is for the people who are exhausted from explaining obvious things to confident idiots. A beautifully bleak little masterpiece for anyone whose internal monologue sounds like a disappointed philosophy professor trapped in a customer service job. Stark white on black contrast. Distressed typography.