Emotional Support Human Size:5XL 🌈 Groovy vintage font &

🌈 Groovy vintage font & stripes🧼 No participation trophies included💀 Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z

and dropping dad jokes at Mach speed

With a literal hammer illustration and a play on words worthy of a solid eye roll

Great gift for the burnt out

Santa would

Emotional Support Human Size:5XL 🌈 Groovy vintage font &Finally, a shirt that tells the truth: you're not just a dog owner you're staff. This hilarious tee flips the script, proudly declaring your role as your dogs full time emotional support human. Featuring a bold paw print and Do Not Pet warning (for you, not the dog), its perfect for anyone who knows whos really in charge. Your dog is the boss, youre just here for belly rubs and treats Great for dog parents, pet lovers, and canine caretakers "Do Not